April 2011
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“Luck never gives; it only lends.”
– Swedish proverb
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Carpe diem quam minime credula postero
Seize the day, believing as little as possible in the future
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Passionate Love Scale
I’m sure you know whose name fits these situations perfectly.
I would feel deep despair if __________ left me Sometimes I can’t control my thoughts, they are obsessively on _______ I feel happy when I am doing something to make _______ happy I would rather be with ________ than anyone else I’d get jealous if I thought ________ was falling in love with someone else I yearn to know all about...
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Eating a salad at Burger King is a lot like having sex in a preschool. Being the sexy beast that you are, you know it’s what you have to do, but the rest of you knows that it’s grossly out of place.
I don’t get it either, but you can thank me for the inappropriate sex reference.
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There are too many things to remember to do, and not enough energy to do them. I feel like collapsing, and instead of doing anything about it, I feel the need to keep doing exactly what I’m doing right now and hope everything changes for the better with none of my input. What is input anyway? It’s not like if I decide to do something everything will magically get better. I don’t...
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A love-hate relationship is a personal relationship involving simultaneous or alternating emotions of love and hate. This relationship does not have to be of a romantic nature, and may be instead of a sibling one. It may occur when people have completely lost the intimacy within a loving relationship, yet still retain some passion for, or perhaps some commitment to, each other.
A related theme is...
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Having a slow night
More embarrassing than being drunk, emotional and bored.
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Tonight is a bad night
I wanted to write something inspirational and heart-warming that would get tons of notes, but apparently that’s not gonna happen tonight. I blame my homework for turning my mind to mush. It’s worse than TV.
In an effort to cheer myself up, I will write a list of things I am grateful for…
Tumblr posts
My penis
Tumblr posts about my penis
Yes, I am having a slow night.
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My apologies
To me, love isn’t about those small things that someone does to make me feel happy. I feel loved when I know that I can make someone do anything for me, and the bigger it is, the better. I measure the extent to which someone loves me by the power I have over them: the more scared they are of losing me, the better. If anything, the best way to make me feel loved is to cower in fear of me and...
megutron:
I saw you the other day,you were screaming in laughter but that’s okay. Because I do like you. I do like you today.
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Oh my sweet Adrian
megutron:
You’re quite rare to find.
The right amount of awkwardness.
That’s why I love you.
Fuck them.
This is our inside thing.
I hope no one gets this.
-Love Meg.
If you have any respect for me, you will offer blood libations to my Megutron shrine. Or you can go visit her blog, whatever floats your boat. Careful though, she might change your life. If that happens, she’s already...
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What I love about tumblr
yourfavouriteanonymous:
Somehow, when I read people’s posts, I feel closer to them. I know it sounds ridiculous but I actually do. Every post is like a door to the way that they think. Every post, feels like an invitation to adopt their way of living. I know that people won’t post everything that they think; so a complete understanding is not possible. I know that it’s ridiculous to think that...
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I spent 30 minutes in our bathroom thinking about how hot people would look under their clothes. (No, not like that you perv.) You see, I just had a satisfying dinner (read: chicken popcorn and stale rice. I’m a grateful person, okay). You know that feeling you get when you’re full? Yeah, I just checked myself out for 30 minutes because of that. The question I have is this: do hot,...
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I’m reading through my essay feedback for Business, and people rated my use of language as poor. Also, the overall quality of my essay and its academic quality were barely adequate. Should I be offended or….
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“I want a soulmate who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don’t...”
– Henry Rollins (via eulogytoahellofadame)
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5. If you're heading into a bad place, make sure...
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When sweet meets gruesome
I just realized how hard it is to MC when two of your party guests are drunk and stoned on rainbows and puppy blood. Getting them to cooperate is harder than catching a cannibal unicorn. That’s right you two, I’m looking at you and your sexy accents. And before you correct me, yes, I can see your accents. Heaven knows what would happen if…
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"So, Adrian, how's your religion?"
She asked me that ten times last night, and each question was followed by a laugh.
My best friend knows how to start a conversation.
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Munchausen syndrome is a type of factitious disorder, or mental illness, in which a person repeatedly acts as if he or she has a physical or mental disorder when, in truth, he or she has caused the symptoms. People with factitious disorders act this way because of an inner need to be seen as ill or injured, not to achieve a concrete benefit, such as financial gain. They are even willing to undergo...
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“If someone breaks your heart, just punch them in the face. Oh sure, it seems...”
– Unknown (via littlemiss)
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ça ne m'a valu que des ennuis
It brought me nothing but trouble
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I wish to weep but sorrow is stupid. I wish to believe but belief is a graveyard.
Charles Bukowski
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démerder
ETYMOLOGY
From dé- + merde + -er. Literally to remove oneself from the shit
VERB
se demerder
(reflexive, vulgar) to manage, to get by
(reflexive, vulgar) to figure something out.
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Congenital insensitivity to pain (CIP), also known as congenital analgesia, is one or more rare conditions where a person cannot feel (and has never felt) physical pain.
For patients with this disorder, cognition and sensation are otherwise normal; for instance patients can still feel discriminative touch (though not always temperature), and there are no detectable physical abnormalities.
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“The great thing about suicide is that it’s not one of those things you...”
– Harvey Fierstein
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“I loved you like a man loves a woman he never touches, only writes to, keeps...”
– Charles Bukowski
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Japanese superstitions
Folk Wisdom:
If you play with fire, you will wet your bed. (It makes children become aware of the danger of fire.)
If you rest just after eating, you will become a cow/pig/elephant. (This means not to be lazy.)
If you whistle or play a flute at night, snakes will come to you. (This means not to bother your neighbors.) (When they say snake, it means a thief.)
A cold mid-section will cause...
March 2011
31 posts
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Xenoglossia, is the putative paranormal phenomenon in which a person is able to speak or write a language he or she supposedly could not have acquired by natural means. For example, a person who speaks German fluently, but who is not a native German speaker, has never studied German, never been to a German-speaking country, and never associated with German speakers or had any other source of...
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Bakeneko
A bakeneko (化け猫?, “monster-cat”) is, in Japanese folklore, a cat with supernatural abilities akin to those of the fox or raccoon dog. A cat may become a bakeneko in a number of ways: it may reach a certain age, be kept for a certain number of years, grow to a certain size, or be allowed to keep a long tail. In the last case, the tail forks in two and the bakeneko is then called a...
