March 2012
20 posts
Sorry for the lack of posts and the lack of replies. I’ve been swamped with school work lately, and the fear of the unemployment god has been struck into my very soul by my B average GPA. I’m 1/3 of a letter grade from the finer things in life, and I wouldn’t want you guys following a slacker. I wish you all the best and may you all still be here when I get back in 2 weeks.
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If the grass looks greener on the other side, it’s because they take care of it.
Cecil Selig
Forests may be gorgeous but there’s nothing more alive than a tree that learns how to grow in a cemetery.
Andrea Gibson
“I no longer believed in the idea of soul mates, or love at first sight. But I was beginning to believe that a very few times in your life, if you were lucky, you might meet someone who was exactly right for you. Not because he was perfect, or because you were, but because your combined flaws were arranged in a way that allowed two separate beings to hinge together.”
Lisa Kleypas
“What if everything in the world were a misunderstanding, what if laughter were really tears?
Søren Kierkegaard
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Fifteen ways to stay alive:
[[MORE]]1. Offer the wolves your arm only from the elbow down. Leave tourniquet space. Do not offer them your calves. Do not offer them your side. Do not let them near your femoral artery, your jugular. Give them only your arm.
2. Wear chapstick when kissing the bomb.
3. Pretend you don’t know English.
4. Pretend you never met her.
5. Offer the bomb to the wolves....
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The white cracker who wrote the national anthem knew what he was doing. He set the word “free” to a note so high nobody could reach it. That was deliberate.
Would you be willing to reduce your life expectancy by 10 years to become extremely attractive or famous?
Found on an online forum:
There have been 514 Leap Years since Caesar created it in 45BC. Without the extra day every 4 years, it would be July 28, 2013. Also, the Mayan calendar did not account for leap years, so technically the world should have ended 7 months ago.
Everyone says that love hurts, but that’s not true. Loneliness hurts. Rejection hurts. Losing someone hurts. Everyone confuses these with love, but really love is the one thing in this world that covers up all the pain and makes us feel wonderful again
I am my own god. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.
Charles Bukowski
I wish I had a beautiful voice so I can sing whatever I feel and that every time I want to express something it’ll immediately have intense emotional depth and I can borrow the thoughts of all of the musicians across the span of eternity and never have to try to sound clever and connect with people through conversation because hello I have an amazing voice and I can sum up the entirety of...
Life is like a box of chocolates:
In the middle of it, you realize you’re fat and no one loves you
If you can't be a good example.
rikkaissayingsomething:
Be a warning.
It’s 11:50 p.m. and I have barely touched my Accounting assignment, the first assignment of the whole semester due on the second Monday of the school year. I know it’s only 2% of my whole mark, but who am I kidding, I’m going to need all the marks I can get and every time I remind myself how essential this is I psych myself out and irrationally decide that I would be better...
