A running list of things that are arguably worse than death:

• Final seasons of your favourite television shows
• Realizing you answered a question wrong as your exam time ends
• Less than $5 on your person
• Fictional characters dying
• Getting rejected by someone you like
• No wi-fi
• Gay porn appearing on your dash when someone is behind you
• Getting song lyrics wrong while lip-synching
• Realizing you can’t get 8 hours of sleep in before school